Day Thirteen: Favorite Finn monologue- Vitamin D
“I’m losing it. I’m tired all the time—I can’t keep my eyes open. I know how lucky I am—captain of the football team, Glee stud. I know I should be excited about Quinn—she’s hot, popular, and she’s carrying my baby and all, but I can’t get Rachel out of my head. She kind of freaks me out in a Swimfan kind of way, but she can really sing, and her body is smokin...if you’re not into boobs. My body’s a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day, and I have to rub Bio-freeze on my shins a couple times a day—growing pains. It smells pretty bad but I mask it with Drakkar Noir. Being a guy my age is tough. Between Glee and football and school and being popular, I’m just kind of overwhelmed. Everyone wants something from me and I don’t have the energy to do it all. I don’t know how important people like presidents or newscasters or mob bosses do it. My mom says I’m stretched too thin so I gave up homework, but that didn’t help. All I know is last night I got vaporized on level two—LEVEL TWO. And I didn’t even have the energy to care.”
I love that Finn is such an accurate representation of an actual teenager. Besides his enormous heart, that's what appeals to me the most with his character. I also love how infatuated he is with Rachel already. Every time I watch this scene I laugh my head off.